- Me: [doesn't realize or recognize the severity of the situation I'm in]
- Everyone: wow u are so chill about everything
- Me, definitely dissociating: lol yeah I just roll with the punches I guess
When some new gossip too good for you to contain
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes